Friday, July 8, 2011

The Chastity Belt For Men

Guess what we came across on The There were a lot of new toys at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, but one in particular seemed extra freaky: the new C-B6000 chastity belt for men. While its name implies some kind of futurist technology, the concept is sort of a medieval torture device for boners. Marketed with “A Married Woman’s Guide to a Happier Relationship,” the makers suggest women can take charge of their sex lives with a dick lock down that’ll prevent their man from masturbating. Ha! Ain’t nothin’ gonna stop a boner— well, except maybe the woman who purchases this contraption. Gasp at all the crazy (and sort of NSFW) model options, after the jump!

You know, every dude is going to be like, “Oh, I need the extra long curve model!”
Woodgrain: Just when you thought this gadget couldn’t get more emasculating…. Now your penis can match your new dining room set!
Stainless Steel: Men, be careful not to confuse this with your other tool set!
Camouflage: For when your thing is dodging bullets?

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  1. Yeah, good luck actually getting a man to wear one of those lol

  2. Oh my G...This is very interesting :D

  3. There are men in several subcultures who adore wearing these things. They often have difficulty finding a woman who wants to have the key to the device.

  4. Wow, I would never wear any of these :)

  5. Oh I have many pets and subs who wear them : )


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