Did our title shock you much? Log on to the Vulva Original website and you will first be welcomed with a weird (actually supposed to be provocative) video. Click on the arrow and then proceed to select your preferred language. I, of course had to choose ‘English’ with text that stated: ‘Yes, I am over 18 years old and I enjoy juicy erotic’.
Hmm... my mind started racing and I didn’t know what to expect, but I definitely braced myself for the worst! The NEW VULVA Original vaginal scent – is not a perfume. It more of a "beguiling vaginal scent" filled into an exclusive glass phial with a comfortable roll-on applicator... Eww... make that a SUPER-MAJOR-EWW!! Who in the world would even create such a thing??? Germans did and its company head, Guido Lenssen shares some gross insights of the product on Viceland. Here’s the first question posed to him:
VICE: Why on earth did you create a scent from a woman’s bits?
Guido Lenssen: The sense of smell as a human being is important and very underrated. When you’re in restaurant, you always ask how does the food taste, but you never discuss the smell. When I am with my wife, I prefer her natural body smell to other smells like perfume. The intimacy of her scent is important. In the erotic market I realised you can buy billions of sex toys but they’re all about touching or seeing or hearing. I wanted to address this sense of smell on the market.
I’m sorry, but i have to stop right there. Why in the world would someone want to smell like a Vag? I just don’t get it. Excuse me while I run off to puke. If you are brave enough to take on the details, don’t hesisate to log on to the wesite or to Viceland to read more details!
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